Stuber

Stuber – Review

July 11, 2019 Matthew Lind 0

An action-comedy where a hyper-masculine bodybuilding cop teams up with a neurotic wise-ass Uber driver? Finally, a character Matthew Lind can relate to! Hopefully he makes an effort to understand the Uber driver too.

Annabelle Comes Home scary doll

Annabelle Comes Home – Review

June 28, 2019 Matthew Lind 1

It’s not that Matthew Lind has a phobia of creepy dolls. It’s that he has a phobia of movies ABOUT creepy dolls. What’s that? Someone needs to review Annabelle Comes Home? Well, that will teach him to get too drunk at the FilmBunker social.

Clinton Road

Clinton Road – Review

June 28, 2019 Matthew Lind 0

Matthew Lind has never been to New Jersey, but he loves places where he could probably get murdered, so he saw the new horror film, Clinton Road. Click to find out whether it was a Garden State or just a state.

Godzilla King of the monsters

Godzilla II: King of the Monsters – Review

May 30, 2019 Matthew Lind 0

Matthew Lind can relate a lot to Godzilla. He often feels like an outcast, is not great at dinner parties, and is not welcome in the city of Tokyo. But did he relate to ‘Godzilla II: King of the Monsters’? Grab your radiation suit and come on in.

Long Shot – Review

April 24, 2019 Matthew Lind 0

If Seth Rogen and Charlize Theron actually had a baby, I doubt it would look or act very much like Matthew Lind. Nor would he be nominated for any sort of political office. But Matt did go and see Long Shot and wrote up a review about it, so give it a shot.

The Front Runner – Review

January 27, 2019 Matthew Lind 0

Matthew Lind has always thought about lying about being born in the United States so he could run for President, but ‘The Front Runner’ may have scared him off. Click to find out more about latest Jason Reitman’s political drama starring Hugh Jackman, who was also not born in the U.S.

Cold War – Review

December 28, 2018 Matthew Lind 0

Matthew Lind remembers the Cold War vividly. Wait a minute… no he doesn’t. But he did see Cold War, so now he feels at least somewhat educated on the subject. Did he enjoy the film? Does he even know what a cold war is? Click to find out.

Ralph Breaks the Internet – Review

December 22, 2018 Matthew Lind 1

Matthew Lind attended a screening of Disney Animation Studios’ Ralph Break the Internet. Did Matt enjoy himself, or does it get ri-riggity-wrecked, son? Click to find out and forever have your life changed.